Lost in Translation: A very special Arnie J. Armbruster story.

Post By AJA Wed Oct 26, 2005 at 02:22:51 pm EDT	Subject Lost in Translation: A very special Arnie J. Armbruster story.

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"我的名字是 Arnie J Armbruster。我是在美國的美國的一名私人偵探。請不要殺死我！" was the translation given to head of the family. The message was all good until Arnie asked to not be killed. They tended to find that a little insulting. But, Arnie's comment was not unfounded. He was infront of a family that has killed before. He was bounded with rope. The walls of the Pagoda were lined with swords & other sharp things.

Arnie begins to regrets trying to order Sushi in Chinese.

"你，美國狗，透過安排到我的女兒與一個懦夫性交敢侮辱我家？" was the reply.

Arnie understanding very little Chinese thinks he hears something about doing it with a chicken.

"因為我們有你：你會到我的年輕的一個道歉然後面對鬼魂相當，相當死亡的小馬！"

Arnie was then poked with a sword towords a young woman. He bowed & she said something that sounded a little like "I like hotdog. I honor hose by give up tuna that look like jesus." but Arnie's translation may be a little off. He saw no Christlike Tuna. Arnie tries to tell the woman, in chinese, that he is very sorry & would like to leave. Once he had finished, he was then slapped.

Arnie starts to think it was a bad idea that Snookie sent him out to get Dinner. Just then, a jet black horse was brought in.

"你！Armbruster，不可以與我的馬作戰！" said the head of the family. Arnie thinks that he is to fight the horse. A bell is rung & the horse starts charging at him.

Arnie starts to paniac & then screams "我是抱歉的！" which he sure hopes means I'm Sorry.

They stop the horse & untie Arnie. The family all bow, Arnie bows. Soon after that, he is pushed out of the Pagoda & back on to The City's streets. He then goes & gets Tacos. He doesn't need to speak a foreign language to get those.

THE END!

NOTE: This has nothing to do with the Bang. Bang. Your Dead! Series, except it stars our man: Arnie. This is just something I decided to write after finding a website that translates English into Chinese. I'm not sure if my tranlation is correct, the site doesn't translate Chinese into English.

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Follow-Ups:

* I don't know if I'm supposed to see any Chinese or not but I understood the story just fine. :) (no text) - Hatman - Mon Oct 31, 2005 at 05:33:03 pm EST
* And there's no translation guide to this one? - Josh Clement - Mon Oct 31, 2005 at 10:19:05 am EST
* You could try asking Liu Xi what it means but she's never around when someone really needs her. :) (no text) - Anime Jason - Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 02:05:29 pm EDT
* The return of the autocensor? (no text) - Manga Shoggoth - Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 04:09:18 am EDT
- * I don't know. Maybe? - AJA - Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 12:35:20 pm EDT
  - * Me being obscure again... - Manga Shoggoth - Sat Oct 29, 2005 at 09:51:08 am EDT
* Well, my computer understood the Chinese (enough for the characters to show up on my screen), even though I didn't. :) (no text) - CrazySugarFreakBoy! - Thu Oct 27, 2005 at 09:19:59 pm EDT
- * At least you could see them. :) - AJA - Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 12:36:23 pm EDT
* That Arnie is always getting in trouble. (no text) - ag - Thu Oct 27, 2005 at 02:11:19 pm EDT
- * And that's why we love him! - AJA - Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 12:37:08 pm EDT
* "。我是在美國的-A!!!" - Visionary enjoyed this, oddly enough - Wed Oct 26, 2005 at 08:55:53 pm EDT
- * ok.... - AJA - Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 12:38:35 pm EDT
* Arnie is incomprehensible no matter what language he's speaking. (no text) - killer shrike - Wed Oct 26, 2005 at 07:01:33 pm EDT
- * Thanks? - AJA - Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 12:39:17 pm EDT